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  • snapfish
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    • 08 Sep `08, 6:25PM
      Originally posted by snapfish:

      i'm mean SAF, and i'm serious


      Yes, SAF.

      I confirm, clown suits.

  • snapfish
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    • 08 Sep `08, 6:58PM
      Originally posted by snapfish:

      hello, wat clown suits? i'm the uniform names.


      No. Clown, Smart Clown and Long Clown.

      Edited by Detached 08 Sep `08, 6:58PM
  • Rednano
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    • 08 Sep `08, 7:02PM
      Originally posted by Detached:


      No. Clown, Smart Clown and Long Clown.


      haha... we played the terms in chinese during my bmt last time:

      四, 帅四, 长四...etc.

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  • Rednano
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    • 08 Sep `08, 7:06PM
      Originally posted by snapfish:

      anyone can tell me wat uniforms are given in the SAAF during BMT?


      5 pairs.

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  • Man!x
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    • 08 Sep `08, 7:27PM
      Originally posted by Detached:


      No. Clown, Smart Clown and Long Clown.

      comes with a standard issue red nose suppressor no less? and large red boots 5 sizes too big

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    • 08 Sep `08, 11:40PM
      Originally posted by Man!x:

      comes with a standard issue red nose suppressor no less? and large red boots 5 sizes too big


      You got it!

      Department of Clowns will contact you shortly for your uniforms (suits)

  • Rednano
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    • 08 Sep `08, 11:45PM
      Originally posted by Detached:


      You got it!

      Department of Clowns will contact you shortly for your uniforms (suits)


      comes with a complimentary issue of another suit... a bathing suit or a swim suit.

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  • Detached
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    • 08 Sep `08, 11:52PM
      Originally posted by Rednano:


      comes with a complimentary issue of another suit... a bathing suit or a swim suit.


      Also comes with a gun, which they inanely try to brainwash you that it is your wife.

  • skythewood
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    • 08 Sep `08, 11:54PM

      you will be issued a clown utility vest, where you can put your calafare spray, happy meal and clown magazines

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    • 08 Sep `08, 11:55PM
      Originally posted by skythewood:

      you will be issued a clown utility vest, where you can put your calafare spray, happy meal and clown magazines


      Ahhh, a vest fitted for a pure clown.

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    • 09 Sep `08, 12:02AM

      did i mention that you will go to basic clown school and learn how to fall?

      remember, when you fall, always fall in.

      you will also learn to walk like clowns together.

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  • skythewood
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    • 09 Sep `08, 12:56AM

      clowns need to be funny, and nothing cracks people up like clowns falling face down to the floor, whenever they are contacted. the leading clown will shout random stuff, and the other clowns will echo out.

      the clowns will take turns getting up and falling down while going towards the direction of contact. clowns has bad shoes, so they will fall down within 4 seconds. they will also spread their happiness with super soaker, and everyone will be so happy...

  • Detached
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    • 09 Sep `08, 1:00AM
      Originally posted by skythewood:

      clowns need to be funny, and nothing cracks people up like clowns falling face down to the floor, whenever they are contacted. the leading clown will shout random stuff, and the other clowns will echo out.

      the clowns will take turns getting up and falling down while going towards the direction of contact. clowns has bad shoes, so they will fall down within 4 seconds. they will also spread their happiness with super soaker, and everyone will be so happy...


      Gee, I think I've found a new best friend icon_lol.gif

      Hi buddy, my name is Detached.. Good that you're here

  • skythewood
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    • 09 Sep `08, 1:02AM
      Originally posted by Detached:


      Gee, I think I've found a new best friend icon_lol.gif

      Hi buddy, my name is Detached.. Good that you're here

      haha, sky here, nice to meet you. 

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